ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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