i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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