She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
