I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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