clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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