My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
