I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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