now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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