no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
How's work?
Spinning.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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