...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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