i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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