Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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