there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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