meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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