she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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