if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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