Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
