Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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