I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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