Kiss
Puke
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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