Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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