Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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