so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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