I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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