Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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