I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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