that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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