I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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