So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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