I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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