Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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