just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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