it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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