So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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