I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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