He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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