we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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