She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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