We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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