We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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