You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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