well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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