And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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