He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We’re leaving where are you
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