i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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