he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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