So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
