the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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