the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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