I'm jealous of your bromance
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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