I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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