i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
