You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
